- Kenyans on social media have yet again been treated to the drama of the year at one of Thika Road's estates
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A Kenyan man decided not to travel home and instead, pick a random girl
for a weekend of unbridled debauchery in Garden Estate
He
was supposed to drive to Karatina on Friday, December 23. He didn't. A
new girl he had met on Facebook proved to be better than any of his
Christmas plans.
So, after leaving his office on the night of Friday, he made plans to pick up the girl at Kinoo along Waiyaki Way.
Cavorting
and canoodling on the way home, the girl seemed like nothing he had
seen before. She was bubbly and sounded intelligent. The two things that
worked his buttons.
After taking a few shots of whisky at his home bar, it was time to check out the goodies. But she wasn't ready.
She kept blocking his advances, thwarting his snogs and attempts to bed
her. Finally, when she gave in to him, it lasted only a record 3
minutes.
It was shorter that the shortest Tupac verse.
When he was done, he rushed to the bathroom and showered before offering to drop the girl home.
When she wrote of the whole shebang on
Facebook, she ranted that the man had refused to give her transport
money and instead offered to drop her home.
When she caused drama at the house, the man agreed to give her KSh 20,000 and wrote her a cheque of equal amount.
Just to be sure that the cheque was genuine, she carried one of his phones with her, in case the cheque bounced.
She has advised all Kenyan girls to make sure they are given fare home if their men use their bodies
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