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- A Kenyan woman has narrated what she did
to her husband so that he would never cheat on her again
- Her man had been the estates cock,
bedding everyone and everything that walked around in a skirt
The first time she came home from work
unannounced, a Kenyan woman found her man in their matrimonial bed busy with
another girl.
He apologised. He said that it was the devil's cunning ways. She
forgave him and they turned on a new leaf.
It seemed like the man had changed for the
better until their neighbour- a burly man almost killed him a few months later.
It was said that he had been sending the
neighbor's wife very un-neighbourly photos. Photos of his body parts where the
sun shines not.
Desperate to have her 'faithful' man back,
the woman consulted the oracle- essentially, a twaddle of traditional healers
to help capture her man.
She was advised to bring to their next
meeting, her soiled undergarments, an equally dirty brassiere and her husband's
pubic hair.
Getting his nether hairs proved to be quite
the up-hill task. With a little prodding and treats, she got the hair,
assembled the paraphernalia and went to see the Juju man.
At the Juju man's, the whole
paraphernalia was boiled together in a cauldron with strange herbs and
intermittent incantations.
Hours later, she got a concoction in a
bottle. She was to use this on her man's meals without fail.
She used the fluid on her Chapati
(flat-bread) in what is known as 'kukaliwa chapati'. It is now one year
since and her man has never cheated leave alone look at another woman.
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